Conversation with a Toddler

Me: Goodnight, Vaughn.
Vaughn: Can I sleep with you?
Me: No.
Vaughn: Why not?
Me: Where would daddy sleep if you slept with me?
Vaughn: On his side of the bed.
Me: But that is where you sleep when you sleep with me.
Vaughn: Oh. I better sleep in here mom. Goodnight.

(I loved how he acted like it was his idea to sleep in his bed)

Also, yesterday I told him we were going to gymnastics. About 5 minutes later he came up to me and asked, "When are we going to gymbreadsticks?"
So stinkin' cute!